|A Bit of Fry
||[Mar. 1st, 2007|04:14 am]
"I think it was Donald Mainstock, the great amateur squash player, who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time I think it was safe to say that I had never been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness. But his words smote me, because of course I am lovely in a fluffy, moist kind of a way; indeed, how could I be otherwise? I walk, let's be splendid about this, in a lightly scented cloud of gorgeousness that is quite partial to being quite simply terrific. |
The secret of smooth, almost shiny loveliness, the order of which we are discussing in this simple, frank, creamy-soft way, doesn't reside in oils, unguents, balms, ointments, creams, astringents, milks, moisturisers, liniments, lubrications, embrocations or balsalms. To be divine for one noble moment, it resides, and I mean this in a pink, slightly special way, in one's attitude of mind. To be gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely all one has to do is believe one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, and I believe it of myself, tremulously at first, and then with mounting heat and passion because, stopping off to be super again, I am so often told it. And that's the secret, really."
"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."
"A potty marinade in my dildo?!?! Have you run mad, woman?"
"If history has taught us one thing, it's that the battle of Agincourt was in 1415."
"...Well I'm aroused every morning by a very insistent cock..."
"DAMN DOUBLE DAMN WITH AN EXTRA PINT OF DAMN FOR THE WEEKEND!"
"People are often mistaking me for Luther Vandross."
-Stephen Fry (on A Bit of Fry and Laurie)